Meanwhile in my little world
Motivation to post blogs has been on an all time low. And nothing so extraordinary is happening here that deserves a blog post. But just to ascertain that this blog isn’t all dead, I’m just going to tell you the everydays that happened today:
- The cab I took this morning – the window had a name on it carved out of booger…or semen…
- I heard true rumours that my first crush now has mafia links.
- Boss-lady sent an email telling me what I need to do today. I replied back with a “Roger.” Because I’m a laconic legend. Then the semi-literate twat, who didn’t know what ‘Roger’ meant, checked it on urbandictionary.com, where ‘to roger’ means ‘to have sex’.
So you see, nothing much is happening. And in order to maintain the decorum of this blog, I announce an indefinite sabbatical, till something post-worthy happens or is recalled